eaude:

favorite
andrewbreitel:

OMFG I REMEMBER WHEN I GOT ONE I CRIED
  • Friend:*Jokes about your insecurity*
  • Me:
  • Friend:I'm kidding
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Friend:See you later love you *leaves*
  • Me:Fuck you, bitch
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"What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey, that’s a pretty good idea… I’ll give you the moon."
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